Feel... Myself... Getting... Dumber

Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle is on. I keep flipping past it, and I can actually feel myself getting stupider.

It's a similar feeling I get when I flip past MANswers on Spike TV. I watched most of an episode once. It's like Mythbusters, only with all the smart, interesting, original, and funny bits taken out.

I got remarkably little done today. Sitting around and watching OpenOffice download doesn't count for much.

I was planning on doing up a quick and dirty design for business... excuse me, calling cards, but I figured I might as well wait until I look into setting up a consultancy.

9/13/99: Never Forget - Moonbase Alpha

Reminder: September 13 marks the anniversary of the Moonbase Alpha disaster, when a nuclear chain reaction knocked the moon out of orbit and into deep space:

Never Forget:

Tags: space 1999, moonbase alpha

The Joelogon-Fast Diet Plan

It's real simple:

A donut for breakfast,
A donut for lunch,
Then a sensible dinner of a mushroom-swiss burger with french fries.

[Riffing on an old slogan, for the youngsters.]

Tags: slim-fast, donuts, diet plans

Am I Ceiling Cat or Serious Blogger?

The Which Lolcat Are You? Test says I'm Ceiling Cat -- 27% Affectionate, 36% Excitable, 40% Hungry:

You are a master of stealth. They never see you coming. But you always see them coming. HEY-O!

But personally, I think I'm more of a Serious Blogger:

I are serious blogger. This is serious blog.

From an entry I did for the new work blog.

Tags: lolcats, cat macros, ceiling cat, serious blogger, serious blog

Ceiling River is watching you have sex.

Just a stupid little Serenity joke-graphic that surely someone has thought of by now:

Idea inspired by (that is, stolen from) Ceiling Cat.

Tags: ceiling river, serenity

Tattaglia's a Pimp

For some reason, I've had the phrase "Tattaglia's a pimp" stuck in my head.

I have no idea why, other than it's a line from 'The Godfather.'

So I made this:

Tags: tattaglia's a pimp, the godfather

Logon's Run, or A Long Way to Go for a Stupid Sci-Fi Joke

Sample Web registration form in the world of Logan's Run:

Name:
Birth Date: MonthAriesTaurusGeminiCancerLeoVirgoLibraScorpioSagittariusCapricornAquariusPiscesDay12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262728293031Year2007200620052004200320022001200019991998199719961995199419931992199119901989198819871986198519841983198219811980197919781977RENEW!RUN, RUNNER!

Why yes, I am still very punchy right now.

Tags: logan's run, renew, run runner, sci fi, stupid html jokes