For My Birthday, I'm Gonna Run for President

I've given this a lot of thought, and because I will be reaching the age of candidacy, I've decided to run for president in 2008.

In other words, I'll be turning 35.

To celebrate the throwing of my hat into the ring, and since my birthday inconveniently falls on Otago Anniversary Day (Observed) -- Monday, and don't ask me what it is, I don't know, either -- I'll be celebrating my candidacy with a dual birthday celebration with Adam (who just turned 28 -- he can't even run for Senate yet. Well, that, and he's Irish. And a felon).

• Where: Ragtime in Courthouse, Arlington.
  
  
• When: Saturday, 3/24. Starting around 9pm.
  
  
• What Else: No gifts (for me, though I hear Adam is a real man-whore about that stuff.).

Oh, and don't wear anything... complicated.