I have been convicted of treason or felony. If yes please explain

Oh, joy of joys: I got a Fairfax County jury questionnaire on Thursday:

I've managed to avoid jury service for... ever. It's not like I ever did anything to try to avoid it -- I've just never been called. (Well, there was that one time in college, but I was out of state.)

Let's look at the questions -- maybe I can find an exemption:

Dammit.

What else? "Employer." Hrm, ask me in a week or two.

Am I a landowner in Fairfax County or the City of Fairfax? I have a house, I guess that counts.

Okay, so no exemptions. So I go on a list, and if I'm really lucky, I can look forward to a jury summons within a year.

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