It's a Minor Shiner, Not Eye Liner

I've got a bit of black eye today, from bashing my head into the nightstand last night (nothing untoward or interesting was involved, unfortunately):

It kind of looks like I'm wearing eye liner on my left eye. Or is it eye shadow. One of those eye things.

Here's a close-up:

Maybe I've discovered a way for poor emo and goth boys to save money on cosmetics.

Tags: minor shiner