I Give Up: I Declare This GLUTTONY WEEK
It started on Saturday, when I read the story about the Dairy Queen Blizzard road rage incident and had to have one. This is despite the fact that I'd never eaten one before.
I only got the small, though. Heath bar.
It was okay.
On Sunday, I went grocery shopping. I was coming back from the Folklife festival and hadn't eaten anything all day except for a banana and a Kashi GOLEAN Roll! (they're really good), so I was in trouble.
I ended up buying a 6-pack of Klondike Heath bars ($1.99! That's 33 cents a bar! Such a bargain...), a pack of steaks (small ones), and two bags of Lay's Cheddar and Sour Cream potato chips (half-price). Oh, and my groceries.
Okay, all was not lost. I was going to go to the gym tonight.
But the Monday evening thing never really seems to work out for me (so to speak).
Then, tomorrow's going a pre-holiday, then of course, Wednesday is the Fourth.
So, fitness-wise, I'm writing off this week and going to be a glutton.
For my first act, I think I will finish off (another) Klondike Heath bar, covered in two kinds of pudding. Then, I will start alternating salty and sweet foods until my taste buds fall off.
I will have to play the rest by ear.
I only got the small, though. Heath bar.
It was okay.
On Sunday, I went grocery shopping. I was coming back from the Folklife festival and hadn't eaten anything all day except for a banana and a Kashi GOLEAN Roll! (they're really good), so I was in trouble.
I ended up buying a 6-pack of Klondike Heath bars ($1.99! That's 33 cents a bar! Such a bargain...), a pack of steaks (small ones), and two bags of Lay's Cheddar and Sour Cream potato chips (half-price). Oh, and my groceries.
Okay, all was not lost. I was going to go to the gym tonight.
But the Monday evening thing never really seems to work out for me (so to speak).
Then, tomorrow's going a pre-holiday, then of course, Wednesday is the Fourth.
So, fitness-wise, I'm writing off this week and going to be a glutton.
For my first act, I think I will finish off (another) Klondike Heath bar, covered in two kinds of pudding. Then, I will start alternating salty and sweet foods until my taste buds fall off.
I will have to play the rest by ear.
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Labels: dumb things, fitness, food
3 Comments:
fwiw, I misread "That's 33 cents a bar!" as "That's 33 cents a barf."
By cswiii, At 7/05/2007 10:37 AM
Aha. Another Giant shopper. My basket last week included a 6-pack of regular Klondike bars, a steak, and a bag of Lay's Sour Cream and Onion potato chips.
By Regan, At 7/05/2007 8:11 PM
Regan: Get out of my head.
Warmest regards -- Joelogon
By Joelogon, At 7/05/2007 8:19 PM
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