The Liberal Media Forced Me to Eat Ramen
Lately, I've found myself eating Ramen noodles again, after a break of about 10 years.
I blame the liberal media. Specifically, I blame Salon's "Ask the Pilot" column, a recent edition of which sang an airline pilot's praises of ramen.
It spoke to me, reaching some inner emptiness that could not be fulfilled by healthier, non-deep-fried instant noodle products (of which I have many, especially the Trader Joe's instant noodle soup bowls.)
I dug through my cupboard and found a few ancient packages, which to my ramen-deprived palate, tasted the same as if they had just been purchased yesterday.
I ran through those pretty quickly.
Fortunately, as luck would have it, a 10-pack of Maruchan brand (which is made in Irvine, CA and Richmond, VA) was on sale at the supermarket:Now that's good eating, at only 380 calories and 14 grams of fat per two-serving package.
I blame the liberal media. Specifically, I blame Salon's "Ask the Pilot" column, a recent edition of which sang an airline pilot's praises of ramen.
It spoke to me, reaching some inner emptiness that could not be fulfilled by healthier, non-deep-fried instant noodle products (of which I have many, especially the Trader Joe's instant noodle soup bowls.)
I dug through my cupboard and found a few ancient packages, which to my ramen-deprived palate, tasted the same as if they had just been purchased yesterday.
I ran through those pretty quickly.
Fortunately, as luck would have it, a 10-pack of Maruchan brand (which is made in Irvine, CA and Richmond, VA) was on sale at the supermarket:Now that's good eating, at only 380 calories and 14 grams of fat per two-serving package.
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3 Comments:
Man, I was with you till I saw that they're all Beef.
You need some Shrimp in your life.
By Glenn Your God, At 3/20/2007 8:19 PM
All those great asian grocery stores in your vicinity and you get Maruchan?
You need a noodle care package.
By teedz, At 3/22/2007 7:56 PM
Geez. Ramen snobs. Whoda thunk? -- Joe
By Joelogon, At 3/22/2007 10:27 PM
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