Giving the Gift of Strep Throat to Lunch Thieves This Christmas

I wasn't going to do any more of these angry refrigerator notes, but this one was pretty elaborate:

The note reads:

"To the ignorant person who stole my lunch between yesterday and today:

I just wanted to let you know that I have strep throat and you'll notice that I had partially eaten the food. Don't be surprised if you get sick. I'm sure the visit to the doctor will cost more than would have paid if you bought your own lunch as opposed to stealing someone else's.

Also, since you're such a genius, I just wanted to remind you that what you did is stealing and it would be a shame that you'd lose your job for being a thief. ON second thought, it wouldn't be a shame; it would be great.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you and your family!"

I'm not making these up, nor encouraging the creation of the notes, or instigating in any way. Just documenting.

Anyway, I created a Public Flickr group for these sorts of things: Furious Fridge Notes - Lunch Thieves, Beware!

Tags: lunch thieves, refrigerator notes, workplace, photo post, furious fridge notes, dumb things