"I suggest everyone sneezes on and profusely licks their food"
Seeing how my previous workplace fridge note entry was so beloved, here's another one from last Tuesday:
On a related work-food note, here's another discovery I made last week:
If the opportunity to eat Sodexho's implementation of "pad thai" presents itself, I strongly suggest you refrain.
This was on one of the fridges in another, farther kitchen (ours doesn't have an icemaker).BEWAREOne of your coworkers is a thief and so completely lazy that they stole my sandwich. They stole a HOMEMADE sandwich. Who steals food in the first place? And honestly, who steals a non-packaged product? Do you really want something someone else has handled?
From now on, I suggest everyone sneezes on and profusely licks their food prior to bringing it to work.
I know I will.
Karma will find you.
On a related work-food note, here's another discovery I made last week:
If the opportunity to eat Sodexho's implementation of "pad thai" presents itself, I strongly suggest you refrain.
Tags:
Labels: photos
posted by Joelogon at
11/27/2006
Social Bookmark Link Creator
3 Comments:
Maybe you stole the sandwich in order to get another refrigerator note to blog. :)
By
menrva, At
11/27/2006 8:46 PM
The notes people write/emails people send when someone messes with their food always make me laugh. They're always filled with such unbridled fury. Reminds me of my wafflegate story!
By
Sweet, At
11/28/2006 10:42 AM
Minerva: Now see, that's far too obvious a ploy.
Sweet: Yes, there's no power greater in the 'verse than self-righteousness.
-- Joe
By
joelogon, At
11/28/2006 10:56 AM
Post a Comment
Links to this post:
Create a Link
<< Home