Tits, but No Ass. (Ass. Ass. Ass.)

Saw this item linked from Fark; it's an article in the UK tabloid The Sun about how Kiefer Sutherland is considering (which means, probably joking about) doing an 'Airplane!' style spoof of '24.'

They feature a quote from an interview he did with ContactMusic:

"There was one scene where I was scaling the wall of the Chinese embassy and the dart gun in my holster fell out in the dark and went off and shot me in the a** halfway up the wall."

Now, even as a secondhand quote, keep in mind that this is The Sun, which is somewhat famous for its generous use of naked females breasts, in the form of The Page 3 girl [link NSFW, duh]. Yet they mask the word "ass."

I browse The Sun's Web site from time to time; it's hard to not click on a link that leads to naked, topless woman-flesh.