Rolling a Hard Four

I don't usually publish the content of mails I get, but this one made me laugh. Then I cried a little:

Stumbled across your page (regarding unrequited love) while doing some Shakespeare research. Stumbled on your blog not long there-after. What's confusing me is that, according to your picture, you are a woman and the "Platonic" page was written from an excellent male perspective. What exactly is going on?

This, of course, is Number Four.