Burning Down the House?

Got in last night after hanging out at Clyde's. Was hungry, so I decided to fry up some potato latkes.

The cooking instructions say fry with a little oil (or cooking spray) on medium for 5 minutes on a side.

Not 5 hours.

Reconstructing events, I apparently went to bed after flipping them.

I woke up at 8, dreaming of fried potatoes.