Biting Your Lip Not Always Good

I bit the inside of my lower lip while doing pull-ups at the tail end of my workout this morning. So, now I have two little nicks that will invariably develop into canker sores that, if I'm lucky, will not merge into one megasore and have me eating and brushing my teeth gingerly for the next 8 days.

Just what I want to bring to Las Vegas.

This Just In...

Don't swing a metal chain around at eyebrow level if you don't want to put scratches in your glasses.

Ham Is Not Spam

When trying to train a Bayesian spam filter, one should learn the difference between typing "sa-learn --ham" and "sa-learn --spam"